sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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