i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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