Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Text me some of your sweat
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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