Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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