the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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