Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
