just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I've blown a few things in my day
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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