Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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