Tell her she can't have a vagina
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just high enough for therapy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
