normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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