So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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