Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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