I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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