Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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