Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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