Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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