NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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