i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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