Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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