i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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