i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
