Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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