Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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