is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There's even glitter on my cock...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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