There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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