How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
