She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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