you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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