Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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