bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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