Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
