The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she peed on how many people?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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