can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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