i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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