What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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