who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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