Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I could fuck to npr.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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