After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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