Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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