theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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