i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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