At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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