You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
