dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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