Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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