i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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