I bet he comes in French.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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