I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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