gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
this will be a night to untag.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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