Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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