The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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