Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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