This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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