I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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