It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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