Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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