It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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