My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need a hoe opinion
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